flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

I feel like at my house we play our own version of the Hunger Games: don’t go grocery shopping until someone volunteers as tribute. 

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince)

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